Total Medals Earned: 520 (From 82 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,460 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (285/285 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (210/210 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (100/200 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (120/220 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (100/375 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)
Medals Earned: 10/17 (250/525 points)
Medals Earned: 12/15 (100/325 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/180 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Complete the first chapter.
Complete the second chapter.
Complete a level made in the map editor.
Complete the third chapter.
Complete the fourth chapter.
Complete the final chapter.
Complete the bonus chapter.
Score 50 points in easy mode.
Score 50 points in medium mode.
Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
Kill the first enemy.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Explode the big mean door.
Complete the game.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.
Give 'em a pinch!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Oh Ono!
X marks the spot!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Find all the secret movies!
Go 1000 km for the mother land
Go 5000 km for great power
Go 10000 km to prove your loyalty
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
